I don’t follow football as much as I did in high school or college. These days I will go to BYU football games with the family and watch the Superbowl with friends.
And part of the fun of watching the Superbowl is the junk food and the beverages – including Mike’s Hard Lime and Grape Soda.
Mike's Hard Lime and Grape Soda
And you can only watch the Superbowl in HD – if you are watching anything less than HD – the terrorists win. And I had a lot of fun Twittering during the game. And it was fun to twitter which commercials I thought were the best. My favorite was the Snickers commercial featuring Betty White.
HD is the only way to watch the big game
And I watched the game at a friends home – getting there was a challenge. I had to wait about 10 minutes for this stupid train to very slowly cross. I was pissed! And I did miss the opening prayer ( oh wait that is only at BYU games ) and I missed the National Anthem which I understand was screwed up by someone, again. And I did miss the kick off because I didn’t know how to turn on their damn tv and Direct TV. Too many remotes and not enough time.
Get out of my way! I am about to miss kickoff!
As for any gays who didn’t watch the football game – shame on you. Football is the gayest sport in the world! You should be watching it because they have tight ends, wide receivers, guys in jock straps, tight pants, going deep to catch balls, guys slapping each other on the butt, and a few other “gay-ish” activities.
